millennial-review:

Originally posted by usedpimpa

your-moste-twattling-scholar:

autiegotmoves:

stimpoweredgiraffe:

stimpoweredgiraffe:

stimpoweredgiraffe:

help what were those little graspy hands that held stuff people used to wear on their skirts called

Chatelaines!!!!!

concept: instead of like. a bunch of belt pockets or wtf ever give your character a tricked out steampunk version of THESE PUPPIES

Men not giving you pockets is the mother of invention

CHATELAINS ARE MY SHIT

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

thegayestofagendas:

Oh I almost forgot to trash talk Tumblr.

i’m sorry, this is the funniest damn post i’ve seen since staff made the announcement 

followthebluebell:

adulthood is just a constant struggle of, “man, i want cookies for breakfast, but I also recognize this is a bad nutritional decision.  On the other hand, the only one who can stop me is me.  i know that fucker’s weaknesses.  i could totally take me in a fight.”